my camp...

wow... my first camp... i really cant believe that i can actually organise a camp... but i must say that my committee is such a great help... thank you, committee... khekekhe...

Im sure the participants enjoyed themselves... judging from the postmortem we had... i got to know all of them... khekhe... and i guess all of them got to know me even better... khekhe... the good and the bad me... kakaka...

ok, enuff of the camp...

my tembamz had been such a supportive sweetheart... she knew that i am so busy with all my stuffs and yet she didnt complain... cos she is understanding... and she knew that i will repay all her silent support in many ways than one... thank you so much sayang...

im so dark now... from all that time at the beach...

going to run later tonight... cos i ate so much at sakura international last night (again)... khekhekhe

5 plates of salmon and 1 plate of lamb... yum yum... loads of sushi...

Thank you mom for your treat... all that tupperware party is worth it... khekhekhe...

got a performance on tue and thurs...

black is my colour

Your color is black. The color of night. Serene and mysterious, black conjures up images of elegant evening gowns, dashing tuxedos, and gleaming limousines. Traditionally a symbol of success, black also represents power and an uncompromising demand for perfection. Not surprisingly, you tend to set challenging goals for yourself and do whatever it takes to achieve them — your strength of character is second to none. This unfaltering determination, along with your natural elegance, impresses people. But keep in mind that your personality might be intimidating to some. Try to temper your demanding side with a little softness — trust us, it won't kill you. Overall, though, black is the color of professionalism and achievement, which means it's clearly the color for you.

SAKURA international Buffet

wow ow wow....

so best and bloated...

Thank you so much tembamz for treating me to Sakura downtown buffet...

so nice of you to treat me with your bonus... im really so thankful... and so happy and so fat already.... but what the heck... i had a nice time staring at you in more ways than one.... kikiki... you really dressed up today... thank you for doing that... i really do notice the new short rebonded fringe... heheh... looks good and complementing...

we took lots of pics... funky, nice, pretty, cute and some are just down right ugly...

khekhekhe.... i love you tembamz... thank you for the time spent today....

reasons to be happy

My holiday at Pulai was fantastic... i thaught my younger cuzzins how to take a chicken apart using fork and spoon... taught them how to throw the trash... and i had my fun in the pool so much.. till i got sunburned... not too much... just a little.. but all red...

played soccer too.. scored 3 goals in total... felt happy... but the ball landed on the grass and then on my stomach... me being allegic to grass, develop rashes on that patch on skin on my stomach... haiyah... what to do...

i had so much fun with fire... i started the BBQ and wow was it fun... to place the firestarters... to arrange the charcoal arround the starters... to ensure the staters have enuff oxygen supply... kehkhe... and last but not least, i get to burn the trash... what do you expect man... its malaysia.. they dont have any waste collection services... you burn whatever you throw away... simple..

and in the process, i got my scrotum bitten my a mighty red ant, my upper lips bitten by another red ant ( which i killed mercilessly with a broom) and lastly, my right ass cheek was also not spared by another fucking red ant... khekhe... overall we all enjoyed ourselves... was in the pool for such a long time... khekhe...

my results are already out... will tell you about it soon... i did better than i expected though i had hoped for at least 1 A in my results.. ah what the heck... anything goes man... Thank you GOD... for everything... My hard work did not go to waste...

Orgasmic Jogging

hahaha....

im running high on andophins (the hormone that makes me happy) cos i just ran 5km... YEAH!!! so best...

Running 5km with a friend to talk to(Ashri) is so much better than running alone with the MP3... we talked about work as a teacher and the malay Muslim priorities... apparently, our priorities leans towrds family and security... and we agree that leading a comfortable and simple life with time for your family is better than earning alot of $$$ but spending all your time for work..

i feel so WOW after running... so best.. so like as though im doing my part to achieve back my fit form... hehehe...

my MOM was all jumping around and kissing everyone when she opened her eyes... we made her go out with my sis for the day while me and my bro installed the Plasma 42" TV and my LG home theater in the living room... my dad picked her up and i told her to close her eyes before she enter the house.. and wow... WAS SHE SO HAPPY AND SUPRISED... hehe... its my dads anniversary gift for their 30th anniversary... Im so happy for them...

going to Pulai for our chalet 2moro... an ostrich farm, a pool, a BBQ shack next to the pool, loads of fruit bearing trees, and a clearing big enough for a soccer pitch... not to mention a bangalow with 5 bedrooms... WOW right? we went there last year... the makciks had such a fun time wallowing in the pool... and the elders had a nice time in the night sitting next to the pool while BBQing... so nice lah... i hope its just as nice this time.. im not part of the organising committee this time.. i was preoccupied with exams.. last time i was the Overall in charge of organising... just part and parcel of the responsibilities i'll shoulder as i get older... time for the older generaion to just relax...

results coming out next week... man oh man... i can feel my BALLS rising up to my throat now.. sheesh...

got to watch my DVDs now...

accomplishments

So sad to tell my tembamz that all the whiles she's been wanting me to stay at home so that she can call me in the afternoon for a chat and all... but i've been so busy.. and when she's overseas, i finally get a chance to stay at home... khekhe.. she's going to be so angry...

we'll...

i've finally installed by beloved i-trigue 3400 set.. so yummy oranged coloured... and i am listening to floorilla techno now... hehehe... so best to have a nice sound system set...

and i cleared my laundry finally... tidied my table.. dismantled the cot... and did all the silat things.. khekhee... i feel so best... so high cos i didnt procastinate anything... yeahyeah..

oh yah... i wanted to go jogging though... but maybe not lah... jog alone in the park is so scary... hehehe... not for the faint hearted.. or maybe i should skip.. or do some skipping... or just give myself a good treat for being such a good boy at home (by not exercising)...

cant wait for my tembamz to come back...

reflections

tembamz is in melaka...

it gives me time to think of what i share between me and her...
it gives me time to think about how much we have blossomed over the years...

thank you so much for everything tembamz...
you mean so much to me...

life would have been so different without you...
i treasure what i have..

the future had been planned..
the rest is up to GOD...

i know myself well

what do it know...

i know im getting all flabby and have a belly,
i know i am trying to go back to my trim and fit self,
i know i got a very good deal by buying the i-trigue 3400 for $89,
i know my mom will be pleased that we bought for her a 42" plasma TV for her aniversary end of this month,
i know my shit floats after i did my routine look at my waste before i flushed,
i know i need to tidy up my room,
i know i have to read to keep my mind from slacking,
i know i shit alot,
i know i've been burping and farting alot too,
i know i will not miss my home theater once its moved to the living room(for the plasma TV),
i know i am tired now,
i know im having a stomachache and want to shit, after drinking 1 glass of HL milk,
i know that orchard library have very little available collection of car magazines,
i know i am such a pig,
i know lah i know....

tagged?!

what bloody hell...

suddenly this aida oren said im tagged?!... huh?! whats going on marn?!

well who gives a shit about this crap... but i shall not be total wet blanket... i will not tag others but i WILL state 5 random things thats in my mind...

1. i spitted at an ah beng when i was in sec 1.. we were both walking down thw stairs of the overhead bridge.. i spit and it was suppose to land right in front of him.. apparently he saw his bus coming and he ran forward.. Unfortunately, my good ol spit landed on his face... and so as the saying goes "tit for tat".. he shouted for me to come down the stairs and spitted right at my face.. hehe... interesting feeling...
2. 3 person spoke to me in mandarin at the creatice warehouse sale.. i think my chinese feature look more apparent to them than to others... one indian couple spoke to me in tamil (i presume) too.. so.. i think i look rather multiracial.. such a raw-jak look of many etnicity...
3. the scientific name for a guy giving a girl oral sex is CUNNINGLINGUS (i think this is spelt this way)... hehe.. mr 'Achieveing" firdaus taught me that using his PALMasutra.. thanks bro...
4. i hate sambal belacan.. i cant stand chilli.. chilli makes me sweat non stop and profusely.. chilli makes me cry and ooze thin phlegm from my nose... extreme quantity and quality of chilli will make my lips swollen... chilli upsets my digestive system.. chilli gives me a supreme burning sensation at my anus when i BERAK... i dun like chilli...
5. i only shampoo my hair before i go to sleep... i believe in using conditioners.. shampooing and conditioning my hair when i wake up will make the hai harder to style when i wanna go out in the day... the hair will be too soft.. unaturally soft.. thats why i do it before i sleep.. my the time i wake up, my hair will be all natural.. yeah

tagged?!

what bloody hell...

suddenly this aida oren said im tagged?!... huh?! whats going on marn?!

well who gives a shit about this crap... but i shall not be total wet blanket... i will not tag others but i WILL state 5 random things thats in my mind...

1. i spitted at an ah beng when i was in sec 1.. we were both walking down thw stairs of the overhead bridge.. i spit and it was suppose to land right in front of him.. apparently he saw his bus coming and he ran forward.. Unfortunately, my good ol spit landed on his face... and so as the saying goes "tit for tat".. he shouted for me to come down the stairs and spitted right at my face.. hehe... interesting feeling...
2. 3 person spoke to me in mandarin at the creatice warehouse sale.. i think my chinese feature look more apparent to them than to others... one indian couple spoke to me in tamil (i presume) too.. so.. i think i look rather multiracial.. such a raw-jak look of many etnicity...
3. the scientific name for a guy giving a girl oral sex is CUNNINGLINGUS (i think this is spelt this way)... hehe.. mr 'Achieveing" firdaus taught me that using his PALMasutra.. thanks bro...
4. i hate sambal belacan.. i cant stand chilli.. chilli makes me sweat non stop and profusely.. chilli makes me cry and ooze thin phlegm from my nose... extreme quantity and quality of chilli will make my lips swollen... chilli upsets my digestive system.. chilli gives me a supreme burning sensation at my anus when i BERAK... i dun like chilli...
5. i only shampoo my hair before i go to sleep... i believe in using conditioners.. shampooing and conditioning my hair when i wake up will make the hai harder to style when i wanna go out in the day... the hair will be too soft.. unaturally soft.. thats why i do it before i sleep.. my the time i wake up, my hair will be all natural.. yeah

last night

last night i was surfing the net

got into a random blog

its kind of an erotic entry

read it further

scrolled down and a nude pic of a woman appeared

just my luck, my dad opened my door

and he saw what i was looking at

oh man

what an uncomfortable situation

and i wasnt even feeling all horny

damn, no use trying to explain

i'll just appear more guilty

hehehe

whatever...

i worked for creative today...

not bad...

great meals provided...

great satisfaction in serving the customers...

i take great pride in making sure the customers do not feel pressured...

i want them to know that there is a staff(ME) that is knowledgable in its products..

I want to set a friendly and trustworthy tone...

I WANT MY COMMISSION!!!

kikiki...

and now back to putting ice on my left knee... 11 hours of standing will not help my knee heal faster...

come on LEFT KNEE, get well soon ok... when youre well, we'll have our fun cursing at the hill while jogging towards the top... i know you like that.. but for now you must rest... take care left knee..

Weight

oh yah... anyway, i weigh a much trimmer and fitter 65.4kg now...

i was 70 kg when i was taking my second last paper for the previous exams...

Yahoo!!!!

my busted knee

oh man... the glory comes with all the sacrifices... and here i am with the busted left knee... fuck... that fauzi guy really know how to kick at the knee... khekhe...

anyway, the training today was really a killer for me and my knees... and i did wank last night... and so i do not blame anyone for being "pancit"... fuck... i must NEVER wank the night before training... so bad for me... khekhekhe... though it had been tried and proven that wanking the night before has hazardous effects... khekhe... fuctup man... just man and their horniness.. you know, man and lust just go hand in hand...

i busted my dad's car yesterday... khekhhee... what a fantastic time i felt.. you know the feeling of being in trouble... khekhe... you had it when youre in trouble... but that is when youre young... as you get older, you want to get back that feeling... but then right, who wants to get into trouble.. and so i was in trouble yesterday...

i was doing a 3 pt turn at nassim road... having a wonderful joyride checking out all the HUGE houses and Fantastic condos all round singapore... so best...

then i turned, the right front bumper hit the stone barrier.. and we heard a loud scratch... and i got out... Voila!!! a tear about 4 inches and deep scratches... yummy... and then ii was catapulted into the "im in trouble zone" hekhekhe.. i broke the news to my dad... luckily he took it quite well.. thank goodness... i was on the brink of lying... fortunately i did not...

thinks are ok now... (though i had to bear with one night of silent treatment from my dad)

mumtaz said i am the METROSEXUAL TYPE!!! what the hell... hmmm... i dod not carry the handbag type of bag anymore... its now the sporty crumpler.. and i dun think i am abit on the soft side... hmm... and she just got to know me...

tembamz said that maybe its my face skin.. RIGHT!? khekhekhe.. whatever lah... i think guys should take great concern to how they look... the face the body the attire.. everthing lah...

i was just thinking of the time i had a stomachache and i rubbed VICKS on my tummy... then i headed to the toilet to wash away the vicks... but i ended up shitting and urinating before i washed it off... so in the process of cleaning up my mess, i had rubbed vicks all over my anus and groin... and man, it was so COOL>... khekheke... dumb incident... but priceless...

the dusk view from farahs place... i just love the clean lines and the contrast of the lights and the sky... the urban jungle..  

The really happy driver and the passengers at his mercy... khekhekhe...that engine was really burning my ass when im posing... can finally say that ive driven a merc before... khekhekhe 

i told them that we should pose manja-ly... hahaha... and this is what they gave me?! khekhekhe... well at least they tried lah eh... kikiki... the dusty staircase at mumtaz's place... 

i kind of like this pic... it looks kind of FAGGOT-y... hahha... im starting to get a bit of too much of into myself... whatever...  

a little dark here... zak's place... he was showing us the video that the 2 of us really made a fool of ourselves... khekhekhe... and guess what, these are really just the people who went... 

my fat picture... amirul is so steamed... we were all worried sick for our thermo paper.. haiyah...just a pic to show my double chin, my chubby cheeks, my ugly styled hair... just my exams period look... 

finally... my frequent blog period

oh yes... oh yes...

i finally have the time to waste... and blog all my fuctup feelings and streotypes... kikiki...

lets see what happened...

i was kind of pissed on tuesday... the silat raya thing lah... haiyah... i cant believe 6 juniors bailed out last min... luckily we didnt rent a 20 seater... but the Vito was a joy to drive... 12 seater diesel burning automatic machine... such a creamy mecedes engine...

we had most fun playing charade in the van... it was raining at changi village.. and all of us have our respective hot and cold drinks... khekheke... i had such a good time playing out "contemperary dancer" to the rest... i bet non of them would have ever thought of that... khekhe... all i had to do was to dance irregularly and without any fluidity... kikiki...

sending them back was fun too... we all had such a great time laughing our way back...

i went out with tembamz on monday (i cant remember what i did on wednesday)... That PRIME movie really sap away my energy... it was so not emotionally demanding for me... i used to cry.. but this movie didnt rake any of my emotions at all... or maybe my heart is turing to stone...

training on thursday and saturday was fantastic...

tembamz says im growing breast... i have a pot belly.. i think im the ugliest young man in SG... been running lately... but i think all my fats are running to my belly now... the iPod shuffle is such a great companions for my run... too bad i can talk to it...

all i could do is smile, lift my hand and wave at the fellow joggers at yishun park... wave at the bangla workers too.. (sincerely ok)... and give the steep hill a good ol Middle finger before i run to the top... that fucking hill is like my number 1 enemy.. cos i always take my breath away(literally)... but the next time i run up that hill, i'll shout out many thanks... cos its been working so hard to firm up my fat ass...

ashri had always been telling me to run... but he never wakes up.. haiyah.. he better wake up later... calling him is useless... he's like a grizzly bear in hibernation... kikiki...

tembamz my girlfriend... he's been all blooming into such a fine lady... yum yum... she's like an appetiser when youre really hungry, a maindish that youve saved your money for, a dessert that youve been all craving the whole season... hmmm... she'll be all mine soon... 4 years to be exact.. but with only $800 in my bank now, i think i really have to work lots of overtime during my first year of work.. haiyah...

im all fat... no one except tembamz wants me... i have o more value in "the market"... haiyah...

yah, but what the FUCK... all just be happy while im fat now... cos when i slim down, there'll be people telling me that ive slimmed down right? khekheke...

Wan bonch... Wan bonch...