Thursday, December 08, 2005

my busted knee

oh man... the glory comes with all the sacrifices... and here i am with the busted left knee... fuck... that fauzi guy really know how to kick at the knee... khekhe...

anyway, the training today was really a killer for me and my knees... and i did wank last night... and so i do not blame anyone for being "pancit"... fuck... i must NEVER wank the night before training... so bad for me... khekhekhe... though it had been tried and proven that wanking the night before has hazardous effects... khekhe... fuctup man... just man and their horniness.. you know, man and lust just go hand in hand...

i busted my dad's car yesterday... khekhhee... what a fantastic time i felt.. you know the feeling of being in trouble... khekhe... you had it when youre in trouble... but that is when youre young... as you get older, you want to get back that feeling... but then right, who wants to get into trouble.. and so i was in trouble yesterday...

i was doing a 3 pt turn at nassim road... having a wonderful joyride checking out all the HUGE houses and Fantastic condos all round singapore... so best...

then i turned, the right front bumper hit the stone barrier.. and we heard a loud scratch... and i got out... Voila!!! a tear about 4 inches and deep scratches... yummy... and then ii was catapulted into the "im in trouble zone" hekhekhe.. i broke the news to my dad... luckily he took it quite well.. thank goodness... i was on the brink of lying... fortunately i did not...

thinks are ok now... (though i had to bear with one night of silent treatment from my dad)

mumtaz said i am the METROSEXUAL TYPE!!! what the hell... hmmm... i dod not carry the handbag type of bag anymore... its now the sporty crumpler.. and i dun think i am abit on the soft side... hmm... and she just got to know me...

tembamz said that maybe its my face skin.. RIGHT!? khekhekhe.. whatever lah... i think guys should take great concern to how they look... the face the body the attire.. everthing lah...

i was just thinking of the time i had a stomachache and i rubbed VICKS on my tummy... then i headed to the toilet to wash away the vicks... but i ended up shitting and urinating before i washed it off... so in the process of cleaning up my mess, i had rubbed vicks all over my anus and groin... and man, it was so COOL>... khekheke... dumb incident... but priceless...

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