Thursday, January 26, 2006

i was at the library just now... uncle lee wee nam library... reading my circuits lecture... then there was this kind of an explosion in a distance... bloody hell, i feel like i was in a war zone... it was an exercise involving some connon at the nearby LIVE FIRING RANGE... it continue all hrough the day... when i was sitting on the floor in lab, taking readings on the volumetric flow of water... when i was printing my notes... when i was bitching abt a fat lady wearing a black tube...

i was told off by my lovely Ilyas just now... for being a joker, and being whiny... hkehekhe... all due respect... he's the instructor... khekhe... but we are all professional what... khekhe... just so paiseh sei... but what the heck lah... i must lead by example... what goes on during training time will stay there... after training, we are all friends...

so fucking tired... and i really mean FUCKING Tired... 1 warm up round... 6 slow rounds... 2 rounds worth of sprinting... dips, step ups, push ups, crunches... all lah... khekhe...

im so gonna be all aching 2moro... gonna chop off my hair 2moro... yeah.. SHORT N SPIKY... here i come...

Wednesday, January 25, 2006

ok... so i return to sch looking alittle fatter than before i got sick... khekhee... i cant bloody help it man... i think the medicine makes me fat lah... serious....

me and tembamz was suppose to go watch a movie today... but the timings were all shitty... so we ended up at Swensens Bugis... yum yum... i have appetite but now my stomach shrunk... cant get things in it too mch... just fish and chip and topless 5... and i didnt finish both... what a disappointment man... cookies and cream, sticky chewy chocolate, chocolate freckles, peanut buttercup, chocolate chip.... yum yum.... so best... and the apple crumble was so orgasmic... khekhe....

i feel so fresh... i dun know if its the ill-tasting Essence of Chicken CRAP i drank yesterday or my 2 days MC... khekhe... whatever that makes me like this lah... wak gave me a hug... Amirul gave me a hug... RAzak gave me a hug... khekhek... i became the endangered HUGabear today... the HUGabear that they miss when im sick... khekhe...

i need to buck up next week... going to read some notes later... cant wait to fucking run and work my ass off... need it perky again... not fat ass pls... khekhe... or the jeans will look too tight... worse still it would be almost impossible to stretch in my silat pants... khekheke....

Tuesday, January 24, 2006


almost the whole team in the water... after our damn physical captains ball... khekhe... fighters on land... fighters on water too..  Posted by Picasa

the caught off-guard pic... Posted by Picasa

the smiling pic... Posted by Picasa

i love this pic... last year, there was only 17 of us... now there's more... khekhe... and i told everyone not too smile.. khekhe... more GARANG Lah... Posted by Picasa

we were fanning the charcoal until all the ash was airborne... looks like its snowing right? thats ALvin in the middle... the Chinese MAt amongst the Team... khekhek Posted by Picasa

the original four 'pain in the ass' ladies.... kikiki... Posted by Picasa

ntu silat Posted by Picasa

the captain ball at changi beach... hehehe... its more like free for all for me... i was given many stern warnings by the ref... looks like the teams are not happy with the ref's decision in this pic... hehehe.. our fighter will always blame the ref... Posted by Picasa

the monkeys cheering the eating monkeys... hehhe... Posted by Picasa

i was competing against 3 girls.. they half 2 bananas each... and i get 2.5 bananas... i swallowed the bananas.. damn... exactly like fear factor... anyway i won this segment... heheh... big mouth not for nothing lah... Posted by Picasa

this is my group SPLAT from the silat camp...from left, hajar, amirah, shikin, azman, shahid, me and raihan jangggut... Posted by Picasa

a pic of the guy cuzzins here... it was at downtown east... after our picnic at changi... we were so tired playing soccer... played until the ball got deflated... we were so amazed that there is a carpet grass field... we played catching after this...  Posted by Picasa

my blog so boring... no pictures... so here are some of them... we were looking for a mattress... and so while my uncle and sister looks ofr a mattress at KING KOIL at United Sq, i had to entertain the hyperactive kids... what an uncle... Posted by Picasa

wanked too much??

hahaha.... my brudder yash here said that i may have fallen sick cos i wanked too much... khekhee

what nonsense man...

wanking does not make me sick... but wanking the night before training makes me so weak... khekhe.. as you can see from my fitness during training...

anyway, if you feel horny when you are sick, its kind of a sign that youre going to get better... reallly... you see, a person will only feel horny if his body is all well... right? so if you feeling horny, then it means things will get better... whatever lah... just another theory...

i just drank BRANDS Eseence of CHICKEN... it looks to nice in my fridge... i was feeling kind of bored... all that porridge is getting to my head... khkhe.. so i took out the small bottle... give it a good shake... open the lid and drank it...

And shit man... it taste like nothing ive ever tasted before... i so damn felt like vomitting... why does all that Brands advertisements makes the drink look so wholesome and drink-able... YUCKS...

anyway... i've been sleeping so much today... so best... the pros of being sick... khekhe... manage to skip training today... hehee... i wonder if anyone miss me or not eh... whatever lah..

let me tell you what fruits i have in the fridge today... strawberries, mandarin oranges, guava, jackfruit, papaya and pears... wow... i really feel like a tarzan at home... khekhe... thank you MOM for ensuring there's always fruits in the icebox...

the shitty ESSENCE OF CHICKEN TASTE is still stuck on my tongue... ewww....

cant wait to wake up all fresh for sch 2moro... cos im watching 'in her shoes' with tembamz after school 2moro... yeah...

i need to cut my hair... dont know what style to cut it... i think it'll be just short and spiky lah... easy maintainence and not too time consuming for styling...

Monday, January 23, 2006

unwell

yes... unwell is the theme for last weekend and the first part of this week...

i have so much to blog abt and then my bloody wireless encounter problems...

why im sick? well, i think only God knows why... but i do have some ideas...

1) my tembamz wants me to do some anger management shit... frankly, i need to be angry to stay healthy... all that anger bottled up makes me damn sick...

2) i've been drinking from my watsons bottle for abt 1 mth plus... that bottle is designed to be used only once... bloody bacteria is clogging up my system...

i am so far behind in my studies... haiyah... and i am all sick... well lets just take this 2 days MC as an opportunity to relax and enjoy time in bed... i can always panic after that... khekhe...

Wednesday, January 18, 2006

Date at Raffles

oh yah... i wanna add sumthing...

i really had a great time with tembamz yesterday... we went to IMM cos she's never been there b4... had our TACO BELL(i was so fucking craving that)...

and we spent to hours looking at people at the square at rffles place... so best looking at the dressing of those who work there... cant wait to dress up like them...

i asked question like "what kind of animal do you want to be?"

khekhe... im is dolphin... cos they are highly incestous and horny animals... not to say they are intelligent and very social animals... and they play with thier food too... hkehkhe.. and their mating season is ANYTIME...

Tembamz is initially cheetah... but after much laughter and thought, she decided to become a butterfly... khekhe... we had such a great time talking...

bonding time lah kan....

had my hersheys sundae pie after that at the SG river... so best also... too bad i cant concentrate what tembamz was talking abt cos i was kind of SO INTO THE HERSHEY PIE.... yum yum... how to resist that... khekhe...

my hair is long already... wonder what style to cut it this time... kind of like the spiky or mohawk thing... sporty image lah...

Clingy

i had a dream a few days ago... really weird... i was with a couple of guys and we are comparing our skin... and apparently, my skin look so disgusting... like there is so much dirt on it... YUCKS... and then when i wake up, i make sure i really scrub my skin while bathing...

i'm happy cos right now i feels scared if i do not do my tutorials... haha... happy cos im scared? well, its kind of an indirectly relationship lah... anyway, it shows that i do care to do my tuttorials... unlike my previous sems (i only do it like one month b4 the exams)....

KOtak's operation is 2moro.. im worried for him... hope he will be fine after all these... i can only imagine what is going through his mind... recover soon bro...

Jawi class today was like reliving my secondary school days going for malay classes... hkehkhe... all of us were so happy to speak malay in the class... we were so feeling like boys havving fun in class... yeah!! cant wait for my JAwi class next week... At last, i know what at the alphabets in the jawi syllabus...

i cant remeber why i tittled this clingy... i really wanted to mention why im clingy... oh well, next time lah then...

Sunday, January 15, 2006

cheap thrills

what i drank today....

330 ml of HL milk Banana flavour
one bottle of Vitagen LB flavour

And what happen after that?

many mighty explosions in the kitchen toilet
soft and fuzzy shit
NAtural laxative effects
squeky clean empty stomach.

2moro i eat dragonfruit..

i took a ride in the cable car today...
Scary!!! but what the hell,
its so thrilling to feel your balls up in your throat..

2moro got DATE... so best...

Saturday, January 14, 2006

Ridzwan Osman

JUst who the fuck is Ridzwan OSman... hmmm... all this while MDIS is calling the wrong guy for tuition... hkhekhe... and when i called up MDIS yesterday, kak zaida scolded me for not answering her calls and not hearing my voicemail... haiyah...

then came a call few half hours later... saying that there is a mistaken identity... khekhe... RIDZWAN OSMAN... khekhek... they had been calling up the wrong guy, thinking that it is me... haiyah... manyak susah hor...

anyway, the silat guys are sending 2 teams for frisbee and 1 team for beach soccer... khekhe... no concrete plans to win... but definitely we all want to enjoy our time together... anyway my team is named "LIM AH HUAT DURIAN" khekheke... so original right? (think 1 leg KICKING)

i ws going to the supermarket and thinking abt the fruits that i've never eaten b4... i think so far its DRAGoNFRUIT... --- just sumthing random to state here...

chow lah... want to bathe... such a tiring drive thru the jam at mlaysia checkpoint./....

Tuesday, January 10, 2006

New Year

Oh yes finally i can get to the net... haiyah... my relationship with this wireless shit thing is really bad and moody... sometimes can, sometimes cannot...

Anyway school already started... and i've got so much things to do... my 8 modules... my silat stuffs... and yes... my tembamz... i'll always be a busy man... im trying to keep up with my tutorials this sem... really hope so...

2005 had really been a great year for me... so much happening... i cant even be bother to blog any of them...

you know, when i go to school, i either sleep or listen to my MP3 and people watch... and then right, i really try to conjure up funny scenarios so i will smile alone... nevermind... just stating this so that if you see me smiling alone on the bus or train, i am actually thinking of sumthing funny... khekhe...

ok... i got malay music studies 2moro... yeah.... time to show Cikgu Zubir Abdullah that i am talented and musically inclined...

cant wait to meet my tembamz 2moro... just spend time with her...