So Freaking Lazy
oh man... im so so sos so os sososo sos so lazy.....
i cant seem to open my eyes... they had been tired from all the late nights... they had been tired from all that sneezing this morning too... try sneezing with the eyes open ppl...
had a bad bad experience last night... i slapped Nas with my face towel... nice little blue black mark on his back... heheh... i thot it was fun... and so i went to bathe...
after bathing, i saw a head peering into the cubicle...*scared*... i opened the door and alfian took my towel and underwear away... Nas tickled me and took whatever i had on...
and so there i was naked... in the toilet... alone... at 1am...
"hey Nas... Alfian... come on lah.... help oi... PLS ppl..." i was pleading for their mercy...
all i heard were laughters... they closed the door to my room and locked it...
"shit lah"
i squatted in the bathing cubicle... and then the lights went out... it was like so freaky lah... i screamed... and switched the lights on again...
i spent a good ol 45mins in the toilet naked... in front of the mirror... planning tactics on how to get into my room without anyone noticing.. planning how to cover myself modestly... thinking ahead, on what will those bloody roomate be thinking now that i am stark naked at almost 2am... outside of my room..
i grew sleepy, squatting by the door.. mosquito bites irritated me... eventually i said " oh well, FUCK it!"
i walked to the room, opened the door.. unfortunately it was latched... and best of all, my neighbour was walking towards me... "oh great, naked in front of a stranger, and outside of my room... Im so screwed"
"dun you dare look and say anything abt this!!" i screamed at the stranger.. he smiled and talked to another neighbour who had is door opened...
Back to the negotiations i had with nas and alfian... they made feel helpless outside the door... and i so was.. Fuckers...
after 5 mins of hard and fast negotiation, they let me in...
i felt so used... i felt so lonely in this world... i felt like a sex slave.... hahaha... but at least i felt alive...
"Dah Yr 4 Dok"
khekhekhkhee.... thanks ah ppl... sial...
i cant seem to open my eyes... they had been tired from all the late nights... they had been tired from all that sneezing this morning too... try sneezing with the eyes open ppl...
had a bad bad experience last night... i slapped Nas with my face towel... nice little blue black mark on his back... heheh... i thot it was fun... and so i went to bathe...
after bathing, i saw a head peering into the cubicle...*scared*... i opened the door and alfian took my towel and underwear away... Nas tickled me and took whatever i had on...
and so there i was naked... in the toilet... alone... at 1am...
"hey Nas... Alfian... come on lah.... help oi... PLS ppl..." i was pleading for their mercy...
all i heard were laughters... they closed the door to my room and locked it...
"shit lah"
i squatted in the bathing cubicle... and then the lights went out... it was like so freaky lah... i screamed... and switched the lights on again...
i spent a good ol 45mins in the toilet naked... in front of the mirror... planning tactics on how to get into my room without anyone noticing.. planning how to cover myself modestly... thinking ahead, on what will those bloody roomate be thinking now that i am stark naked at almost 2am... outside of my room..
i grew sleepy, squatting by the door.. mosquito bites irritated me... eventually i said " oh well, FUCK it!"
i walked to the room, opened the door.. unfortunately it was latched... and best of all, my neighbour was walking towards me... "oh great, naked in front of a stranger, and outside of my room... Im so screwed"
"dun you dare look and say anything abt this!!" i screamed at the stranger.. he smiled and talked to another neighbour who had is door opened...
Back to the negotiations i had with nas and alfian... they made feel helpless outside the door... and i so was.. Fuckers...
after 5 mins of hard and fast negotiation, they let me in...
i felt so used... i felt so lonely in this world... i felt like a sex slave.... hahaha... but at least i felt alive...
"Dah Yr 4 Dok"
khekhekhkhee.... thanks ah ppl... sial...
posted by Boltzmann at 4:58 PM
3 Comments:
ooo... sexy.... ;)
even i don't wear a short top like that!
HAHA
u guys are ful of crap man. hilarious.
:P
aida
haha... its not a short top lah... its a police tshirt... just that i was in the swimming pool toilet... i dont wear like that in my room ok... unless im feeling kinky... haha..
HAhahaha....Welcome to Yr 4 dok..nice 'sleeping' and 'bunking' and 'having late nites with you' bro...ahahaha...sound soooooo gayish...oh wat the hell...Like Kurt Cobain Once said...'Everyone's Gay'...
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