The lizard and beggars...
just for your info... the title does not imply that i will blog about some fairytale shit about the 3 characters... this is some serious fucks here... ok, maybe the lizard thing is not very serious lah...
LIZARD... i was taking off my top in the kitchen... wanted to put it into the laundry basket... and then when i looked up, i saw a lizard... maybe it is about a few months old... nearly reaching adulthood(judging from its size)... the cute lizard was on the store room's door... acting cool like a spriderman doing his thing... haha... then i gave the fucking door a good knock... hahah... and i saw a spectacular fall perform by the lizard... from the top of the door onto the floor... WOW... even without a parachute, i managed to survive...
and to make the situation more fun, i decided to tickle the lizard... haha.. and so it ran and stopped... and ran and stopped... and ran and stopped... hahha... i had so much fun tickling it.. and see it breathing hard... khekhe.. like a 100m sprint every few seconds... khekhehe... i was enjoying it so much that i became fond of the cute lizard... gave it about 10s of rest and off it goes again... to do its run and stop motion... khekhe... then my MOM came ito the kitchen...
and the lizard got scared and tried to run away... my MOM told me to catch it and get it out of the house (see said it cool-ly, cos she ain't scared of this lizard shit marn)... and so i had to catch it and throw it out of my 5th floor window... the end... i hope the lizard survived the fall.. dun worry, i threw it far enough that there is a very high possibility it will land on the grass....
now the beggars....
i went johor... and there was a beggar there on the floor.. in the underpass... she looked so POOR THING... really... this sight is one of the things that can make me go so soft... seriously... it just invokes alot of strong emotions from me... hard to explain... but let me continue... she was crutching a baby... and the baby was crying... made things more sad right... but i had not single Malaysian ringgit with me... so i just looked and walked past... such a sad sight...
then i past another beggar... one hand missing and with 3 children next to him.. then i felt another strong emotion... why are beggars BEGGARS? why do people become beggars??? is it cos they are forced to by circumstances? or are they lazy to my their way through or is it an easy way out to earn $$$???
and why do beggars have many children???
lets analyse this slowly... there are many reasons why they have many children... and im thinking about this becos if i am the beggar, i will know that children are high startup cost.. so less children means less money spend on then... more $$$ to improve the life of poverty...
they may have many children cos, they a) intentionally cum inside when having intercourse, in the intense heat of passion (beggars are still humans with sex drive, i respect that), b)unintentionally cum inside when having intercourse (shit happens), c) cums outside but the sperms in the seminal fluid manage to get the lady pregnant (worse shit happens too, tough luck) d) want to sell the kids off to childless couples, e) have the desired effect of effectively connecting to the emotion of pity of the commoners like me, who look at them in such sense of pity and loss and helplessness...
i dun know... there are so many ideas... but i dun know whether they are genuine beggars or ppl who are just so fucking lazy to get jobs or too choosy when getting jobs... i let it to them, cos ultimately, if they cheat me, they'll burn in hell.... khekhehk...
anway, who am i to judge.... just some views i have... i think too much marn...
LIZARD... i was taking off my top in the kitchen... wanted to put it into the laundry basket... and then when i looked up, i saw a lizard... maybe it is about a few months old... nearly reaching adulthood(judging from its size)... the cute lizard was on the store room's door... acting cool like a spriderman doing his thing... haha... then i gave the fucking door a good knock... hahah... and i saw a spectacular fall perform by the lizard... from the top of the door onto the floor... WOW... even without a parachute, i managed to survive...
and to make the situation more fun, i decided to tickle the lizard... haha.. and so it ran and stopped... and ran and stopped... and ran and stopped... hahha... i had so much fun tickling it.. and see it breathing hard... khekhe.. like a 100m sprint every few seconds... khekhehe... i was enjoying it so much that i became fond of the cute lizard... gave it about 10s of rest and off it goes again... to do its run and stop motion... khekhe... then my MOM came ito the kitchen...
and the lizard got scared and tried to run away... my MOM told me to catch it and get it out of the house (see said it cool-ly, cos she ain't scared of this lizard shit marn)... and so i had to catch it and throw it out of my 5th floor window... the end... i hope the lizard survived the fall.. dun worry, i threw it far enough that there is a very high possibility it will land on the grass....
now the beggars....
i went johor... and there was a beggar there on the floor.. in the underpass... she looked so POOR THING... really... this sight is one of the things that can make me go so soft... seriously... it just invokes alot of strong emotions from me... hard to explain... but let me continue... she was crutching a baby... and the baby was crying... made things more sad right... but i had not single Malaysian ringgit with me... so i just looked and walked past... such a sad sight...
then i past another beggar... one hand missing and with 3 children next to him.. then i felt another strong emotion... why are beggars BEGGARS? why do people become beggars??? is it cos they are forced to by circumstances? or are they lazy to my their way through or is it an easy way out to earn $$$???
and why do beggars have many children???
lets analyse this slowly... there are many reasons why they have many children... and im thinking about this becos if i am the beggar, i will know that children are high startup cost.. so less children means less money spend on then... more $$$ to improve the life of poverty...
they may have many children cos, they a) intentionally cum inside when having intercourse, in the intense heat of passion (beggars are still humans with sex drive, i respect that), b)unintentionally cum inside when having intercourse (shit happens), c) cums outside but the sperms in the seminal fluid manage to get the lady pregnant (worse shit happens too, tough luck) d) want to sell the kids off to childless couples, e) have the desired effect of effectively connecting to the emotion of pity of the commoners like me, who look at them in such sense of pity and loss and helplessness...
i dun know... there are so many ideas... but i dun know whether they are genuine beggars or ppl who are just so fucking lazy to get jobs or too choosy when getting jobs... i let it to them, cos ultimately, if they cheat me, they'll burn in hell.... khekhehk...
anway, who am i to judge.... just some views i have... i think too much marn...
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